Posted by
Zinko on Monday, December 18, 2006 12:06:10 AM
Memo
to:
12/17/2006
All people of Middle Eastern, Hispanic and Oriental extraction:
We are profiling! You are now,
and for the foreseeable future will be, under close scrutiny. Not
necessarily openly by the U. S. Government, but by the
citizens of the United States (which ironically may include many from
the very groups that will be under scrutiny. Go figure!)
Please understand, this is not something we want to do, but it is
something we feel we have to do, because some evil, demonically
infested people, who unfortunately for you, many times bear a strong
physical resemblance to folks from your part of the world, and of your
culture, have decided to wipe us off the planet in the name of their
god, and many of us are just not ready to go yet.
Their
motivation of course, does not match our understanding of who God is,
because we know Him to be a God of love, mercy and compassion.
So, for the time being, we, to be following the teachings of our
God, will be merely profiling and exercising discernment as outlined
in our scriptures according to the book of Hebrews 5:14
"But solid food is for men of full growth, even for those whose senses
are trained by use to see what is good and what is evil" .
The behavior being portrayed by the folks in question, very blatantly does portray
evil in the world.This is evidenced by the daily killing of innocents throughout the world via bombings,
beheadings, kidnappings, shootings, etc. Terrorist leaders, again in the name of their god, have
made declarations to wipe out our friends in Israel, and continue to
bring terror to our allies, with the ultimate goal to bring down
America and fly their flag of terror over our White
House. Let me just pause here and use a quaint American
expression that I feel compelled to speak, as I consider that
thought.
"It ain't gonna happen!"
Now, you reading this, may in fact be one of the innocents. If
so, sorry for the inconvenience and embarrassment that our profiling
will put you through. But when we weigh the options of seeing you
put out, because your luggage must be searched more
thoroughly then mine, versus seeing my family slaughtered because someone
missed a hidden hand grenade or Uzi in the underwear section of your
suitcase... simply because we didn't want to upset you ....you
and your luggage will lose every time.
So, to put it simply, there's no way to tell, just by looking at
you, whether your traditional clothes are hiding an Uzi or a
smuggled Disney film, but, the old saying "actions speak louder then
words" comes to mind here. So, why not start by playing along,
without all the whining! That would be a start for us to feel like you
might be, like us, just a little concerned by what the bad guys are doing to us
all. Keep in mind that profiling is not an exclusive American
term. In fact, the terrorists use it everyday to determine who to
kidnap, behead or bomb with an I.E.D.
Blue eyes? Boom! Blond hair? Off
with their heads!
Christian? Bub-bye! Military uniform? Bring in the mortars!
So, it is not without some compassion regarding your inconvenience that
I write this. But, you do understand we are under a world-wide attack,
and short of playing cowboys and Muslims, this is merely our way of
starting the process of stopping the lunacy. We hope you understand,
but if not, think of the fact that you may one-day, be
standing in line at the airport, or your favorite restaurant, next
to a terrorist who decides this
would be a
good day to collect on that 70 virgin promise thing. It won't matter if
you look
like them...as far as they are concerned, we are all fair game!
Note: We will also be watching for any Caucasians who try to
light their shoes, clothing or other people on fire.They will, of
course, be immediately considered as "somewhat suspicious". Six
shooter anyone?